Girl Friend and Boy Friend Funny SMS

Love is possible after friendship
but
friendship is not possible after love
because
medicines work before death
later nothing can be cured….!!!
……………….Stylish Breakup………………….
Boy bought a gift for his girlfriend.
G.F : what the hell wud i
do with this diwali rocket??
Boy : you wanted stars naa?
Now sit on it and Get lost.
…………जाने क्यूँ अपने ‪‎हुस्न‬ पर……………
जाने क्यूँ अपने ‪‎हुस्न‬ पर
इतना गुरूर है उसे..
लगता है उसका ‪
आधार‬ कार्ड अब तक नहीं बना है|
……….सपने में किसी दोस्त का रूम दिखाई दे तो………
सपने में किसी दोस्त का रूम दिखाई दे तो
इसका मतलब है..
की किसी पुरानी girlfriend से मुलाकात होगी।
…………Girlfriend Funny SMS……………..
A small boy took a knife and wrote his girlfriend’s name on his hand
After a minute he started crying loudly…
Why???
.
.
.
Paining???
No..!! Then???..

Spelling mistake..!! :O

………….Aap k Mob No. pe agar koi ladka…………….
Aap k Mob No. pe agar koi ladka
Faltu ki calls ya miss call kare to
unka mob no.. Olx me daal kar
post kar do i phone 5
Only 10000 rs.. Me
Kasam se jitne
Calls aapko nai kiya hoga
Usse jyaada use Aayenge…